Boys are Dumb

I understand lesbians.

Boys are dumb.

However, it is nice to be snuggled by a big strong man every once and a while, right? Hmmmm...now let me just think of the last time that happened....

Boys are dumb.

My husband gets mad when I say that, but it is so true.

How else can it be explained that a wife can be super cool and a guy not even try to be super cool?

Why does the woman have to put forth all the effort to plan elaborate schemes for holidays and anniversaries and the guys are like, "Oh, I forgot."

Boys are dumb.

Do we perhaps see a pattern?

Men gripe about how incredibly complicated women are.

Ok, perhaps some are, but I'm not.

I told my husband exactly what to do to keep me happy for the rest of our lives.

1. Make it a point to compliment and thank me at least a few times a week.
2. Bring me flowers or right me a little love note at least once a week.
3. If you come into the kitchen and I'm feeding the baby or doing dishes or cooking dinner, wrap your arms around me and kiss me. (oh, and let me tell ya, all wrongs are forgiven when this happens)
4. When I ask you to do something, please do it in a timely manner. (like installing Microsoft Office on my computer like I asked for 2 WEEKS AGO)
AND FINALLY:
5. On some random day announce: "Honey, you deserve a break. Me and the baby are going out for a while. Don't clean while we're gone, instead drink some hot tea and read a book." Bonus if the tea is already made, dishes are done, and laundry has been changed.

Is that really all that difficult? I'm not one of those wives that gets all worked up over stupid stuff, but seriously, when I tell you exactly what to do....how hard is this???

Evidently pretty hard. Because I then ask the man why he doesn't just do what he asked to do, as I do what is asked of me....he says, "I don't know."

Boys are dumb.